These are just a few examples of the messages to send if you want to A) not get a response and B) definitely not get laid.

Ok take notes:

my brain is throbbing cause wow that was so incredibly dumb

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

full time mundane fuckboy right?!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hi! No!

 

Thank you so much for that kind offer, raincheck?

 

Boys. I get that you’re pretty obsessed with your penis, but we however are not. I don’t want to hear about how long/thick/majestic you think it is; that just reminds me you deadass took out a ruler to measure your dick at one point lmao

 

Babe if I wanted to, you’d know. If you have to ask, probably definitely not.

 

Now go forth and start conversations in a less fuckboy-ish manner and maybe, just maybe, you’ll get that date/hookup/flirty convo you’re looking for.

 

XOXO,

Hannah