- I go on cringy dates with boys I’d normally swipe left on
- We go on fun dates and weird dates and trainwrecks of dates
- You get the lowdown
- Yeet (that means yay in fuckboy language)
- ((Yes, they communicate in a whole other language))
- (((Don’t worry, I’ll translate)))
- EDIT: I also go on promising dates with handsome & intriguing men and see if they live up to the hype (occasionally they do!)
- Oh and I’m bi, so I also go on dates with girls, but usually they’re absolutely lovely and don’t make for a funny story
Yeah, I'm DTF 